Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Zombie Spelling Test

Happy Halloween everyone!

I have taught my past 3 classes around Halloween. Russia doesn't neccesarily celebrate Halloween, but we still had fun.
 

 
I only teach Level 4 on Tuesday and Thursday, so our Halloween party was early. I was chosen to go get the pizza for me and Sydneys classes. Not much needs to be said, except I don't speak Russian and it took longer for me to order the pizza than it did to make it, even after my students gave me a Russian run down on how to order cheese pizza. They also made masks with Marci while I was getting the food. Needless to say, my class is hardcore.

 
On a side note, these kids are insane.
 

 
This morning, my Private 1 class got to dress up as different things for one of my lessons, and then we also did Ghost Bowling.
 
 
Sadly, my favorite part of the day was when we were getting the kids ready to go outside for a walk. They go outside daily, sun or snow, and it takes a while for all the kids to get bundled up in the many snow clothes they need to go outside.
 
While I was getting my sweater and coat on, Mariana came up and was trying to read my sweater.
 
First, let me explain Mariana again just in case I havent just yet.
 
 
Mariana is a chub. A cute chub, though. She is quite oblivious and mostly lives in her own world.
 
 
She also has an obsession with cats. Either a kitty shirt, kitty pants, or some kind of cat toy is always with her. Mariana mostly doesn't walk, she will kind of slide around the floor most of the time in class.
 
Anyway, Mariana was trying to read my sweater. So I read it to her, 'Aeropostale!'. She looked confused, so I said it again. Then her eyes got big, she licked her lips and said, 'Mmm, Pasta!' And went on her way.
 


These are the kids from our school outside. On a side note, do not ever get into a snowball fight with Russian children unless you are prepared to be absolutely dominated. No details needed.

Then this evening, I had my lovely Level 2s. They were really in the Spirit of Halloween, excpet Yegor. He said his sweater was a costume. He was a man.
 
 
Im the one in the back :)
 
 
In the spirit of Halloween, each of our activities was themed. When going over our new spelling words,  I drew nice little animations in Zombie form to help get the kids to understand. It worked incredibly.
 
 
Yup. Happy Halloween.

 



Monday, October 22, 2012

This is Sparta

Because this will probably be one of the best things that will happen while teaching a class.
 
Now, while I was setting up chairs for class, Maxime picks up a chair and yells "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!" And slams it on the ground. I could not stop laughing, so I told him to do it again while I made a video. Not as good making them re-do it, but still hilarious.
 
 

Saturday, October 20, 2012

The Russian Circus

Russian Circus?

YES.
 
Ravishing Dancers!
 
 
Gravity Defying Acrobats!

 
Highly Trained Poodles!

 
Fericious Lions that Killed a Man! (Not really)

 
Africal Pole Dancers! (Heh)

 
A monkey in a suit!



 
 
Russian Circus = BOO YA!
 
 
 

"Nailed It" -Pinterest Quote

Planning lessons is hard. Not like life or death hard, but definitely involves some thinking and lots of prior preparation.

Good thing for me, there is PINTEREST.

I pinterested the crap out of my lessons this past week. Some of them were super awesome! For my Level 4 class, I did a science lesson about fire. So we made a candle out of an orange, as seen on Pinterest. We also decided, since it is almost halloween to draw a face on it.

 
His name is Jack.
 
 
 
This is my whole Level 4 class, including Jack our incredible illuminated fruit.
 
 
Later that week, my Level 4s also made pumpkins out of shredded paper. Halloween anyone?
 
 
The top is Vadim and the bottom is Vika. Vadim is a little punk, and I sweat Vika isn't 9 because of how she dresses/acts, she's 30. She's adorable though!
 
 
 
For those of you who REALLY know pinterest, you know that some things you want to try never really come out quite right. For example, my Primary lesson of making spiders:
 
 
NAILED IT.
 
 
Direct Quote from my class after we finished:
 
Miss Ty: Does this look like a spider?
Dasha: Nooooooooo....
Miss Ty: Everyone say, this looks like Junk!
Dasha & Kira: This looks like junk!
Matvea: Dis slash lunk!
 
Almost there Matvea!
 
 
 
We made paper plate spider webs too. We ended up using them as ping-pong type paddles instead.
 
To redeem myself, I DID do two other Pinterest lessons that rocked!!!
 
 
Penguin and Apple lesson!
 
Nailed it!
 
 



 


 

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Eating Blini is like Tasting Love

It has been forever since I have posted anything. It is becasue I am lazy. Hey, might as well be honest.

Two weekends ago, we went to the Catherine Palace. (The palace in Anastasiya... boo ya!)

 
I am sorry to say that no matter how many pictures I put up, the beauty will not even be halfway described as seeing it in real life.
 
 
The Catherine Palace is also the home of the lovely Amber Room, a room decorated with wall to wall Amber, absolutely incredible!
 
Then last weekend was our first long weekend, so we went to...
 
DA DA DA!
 
MOSCOW!!!!
 
 
This was taken at Red Square!
 
 
There was so much to see in Moscow! It was a very fun weekend.
 
 
 
 
We also went to a mall called the GUM. It was huge and full of classy shops. Just looking at the stores put me in debt.
 
(Pic by Sydney)
 
 
Our Hostel was pretty fun too. It was called Za Za Zoo. Absolutely freezing, but I loved it!
 
(Pic also by Sydney)
 
 
Side Note: Sleeper trains are their own kind of adventure. The biggest thing I learned about a sleeper train, don't look at anyone else.
 



 


For our adventure THIS weekend, Sveta (the lovely Sveta!) Taught us to bake Borch and Blini. I should have taken a picture of the Borch, basically its a beet soup that is a Russian Special and incredibly delicious. For those of you around when I come home, I'm making borch for dinner!

And she also taught us to make....

Blini.

 
 
'Blini' is the Russian word for 'pancakes' however these 'pancakes' kick americas pancakes in the butt. These are thinner, fluffy, and filled with whatever you can think of. I talked about blini in an earlier post. Blini restaraunts and stands are everywhere here in Russia! Teremok is frequently visited by us, and my favorite blin is the cabbage and egg.
 
However, this little beauty was filled with Nutella and topped with sweetened condensed milk. I feel like I have finally felt love. (That's pathetic Tylene! I know...) I will be making these quite frequently after I come home. No doubt about it.
 
Another side note: Before showing a class of 10 year olds a picture, make sure your computer ins't set to slideshow mode. Otherwise, you have some explaining to do.